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PostSubject: Differences between men and women   Differences between men and women I_icon_minitimeMon Dec 08, 2008 2:41 pm

THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each

other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,

he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning

business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a

piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' He left it where he knew she

would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he

had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife

hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper

said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.





WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted

to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and

pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws'.





WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished

to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television

set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and

I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'





UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.





W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words

women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to

repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'





CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!





WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who

should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first,

and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'

The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here

and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait

for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the

Biblethat the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament

and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed

says...........'HEBREWS'

God may have created man before woman,

but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.





SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH

AND.........

TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !
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