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PostSubject: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:54 am

Facts:
1) Jes doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth down.
2) When God said "let there be light" Jes said "Say please"
3) Jes doesn't t-bag people, he potato sacks them.
4) There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Jes lives in Texas.
5) Jes once got the idea to sell his eurine as a beverage, this beverage is now known as RedBull.
6) Jes doesn't shower, he takes blood baths.
7) Jes went through puberty 8 times..just for fun.
8 ) Jes can slam a revolving door.
9) Jes's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries, EVER!
10) Guns don't kill people, Jes kills people.
11) He who laughs last laughs best, He who laughs at Jes..dies!
12) If you can see Jes, Jes can see you, If you can't see Jes, You may only have seconds to live.
13) Jes once shot down an enemy plane with his finger by yelling "BANG!"
14) The original draft of Lord of the Rings featured Jes instead of Frodo, But it was very short because Jes kicked sauron's ass halfway through the chapter.
15) The Romans once called Jes a pussy, look where they are now.
16) Jes steals...a lot.


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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:48 am

You stole them from Chuck Norris


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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:06 am

Jes steals a lot >.>

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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:52 pm

Pwned. :O
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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:29 pm

LIES!!!!!!! I was featured in Lord of the Rings as Frodo !!! Jes was Golem.
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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:15 pm

O.O I keel you twili!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:24 pm

Surprised no killing my twili *pets twili* he's my new pet D:

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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:24 am

Hey I was told the same thing, then agian I wrote all my final notes in elvish runes, in elvish :3 *clings to Twili* and I'm claiming dibs >Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:44 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:28 pm

what? though Jes should steal from someone less nice o.-
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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:11 pm

o.o you stealing my new pet twili? D:

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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:16 am

*hides collar and tag* um, no o.o

But chuck norris is nice, he helps people carry chinese food Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jes facts. facts about xDark-Jesterx   Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:20 am

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Fer+sure&search_type=&aq=f this is the link for Fer sure hope you like it guys
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