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PostSubject: Little Known Facts about Ferrets   Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:37 pm

Little Known Facts about Ferrets

* Ferrets regularly defy the laws of physics by being solid, liquid, and insanely cute all at the same time.
* If you catch people referring to something being "Ferret-Size", you can safely presume that whatever object they are referring to is the perfect size at the given time.
* In some Eastern countries, it is common to vigorously rub the luxurious furry underbelly of a ferret for luck. This has resulted in the creation of many "Stop the Sexual Abuse of Ferrets" organizations where many famous people have been known to speak out against this vile and sickening practice.
* There has been rumours that Mariah Carey has donated 5 fully functioning merkins to various ferret support groups from her own private collection (which had previously been turned down by the Salvation Army who threatened to sing if they were not taken back immediately).
* The ferret is the only known vertebrate without a spine.
* Ferrets cannot be found unless they wish to be.
* Ferrets are as mad as a bag of badgers.
* Ferrets are in fact sometimes made of equal parts Silly Putty and chaos.
* A ferret once removed the testicles of Rudy Giuliani, causing Giuliani to become a flamboyant transsexual
* Ferrets are in the same family as a stoat, read also Stoat Box
* Ferrets are the cause of global warming, but this has been covered up by the Bush Administration
* Ferrets are Professors of Maths. First there was one, then just another one won't make a difference, then a few more for company, next world domination!
* Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes may contain traces of ferrets.
* A group of ferrets is called a Business - generally a thieving business.
* Ferrets one day evolved from what we now know as "Trailer Trash" around the year 2005.
* Ferrets dance a lot when music is on.
* Ferrets are the only creatures that a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick cannot kill.
* Ferrets collect socks to help build their evil machines.

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PostSubject: Re: Little Known Facts about Ferrets   Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:36 pm

Some of them made me laugh xDD <3
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PostSubject: Re: Little Known Facts about Ferrets   Fri May 01, 2009 3:03 am

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ^.^

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